Back in my day when we humans use to socialize, I was highly intoxicated having a chat with a random at a pub. We were getting along, talking about life and shit, he asked me what I did for “work” I explained to him that I teach martial arts for a living.
He takes one look at me and says “I bet you get into fights all the time”. I had to shut him down straight away, I said “no”. He keeps going “Surely you’ve smashed a few people? Come on, you can tell me”. “I’ve never had to use it” I answered. “Why?” he asks, I do the old answering a question with a question trick. “Look at me, would you pick a fight with me?” He said “fuck no, you look like you know what’s going on”.
You see it’s all about presentation, alright I’ll admit I’m quite large, I have a shaved head and tattoos but it doesn’t matter if you’re big or small, male or female when you walk in a room you should own the damn place. Oddly enough having confidence will open doors in all aspects in life and you will meet some amazing people along the way.
I’m actually proud of the fact that I’ve never had to use martial arts in real life. I seriously don’t like hurting people and I’m quite confident I would put most people in hospital. Martial arts is the gift that keeps on giving and like I said before it can help in real life.
Now it helped me many years ago when we walked out of Home Nightclub to get my friends mobile phone out of his car (it was actually something else). Not paying much attention we walked straight through a group of ethnics who were starting trouble all the time.
One of them yells “what are you looking at?” my mate shit his pants. I was ready to punch on, but realized we were outnumbered. I confidently walked up to the person that said “what are you looking at?” and in some weird Eastern European accent I said “Sorry, I don’t speak English”.
It completely threw him off, he was sitting there thinking while we kept walking. This person didn’t get the usual reaction he was used to. My amazing presentation, confidence and quick thinking confused the hell out of his little brain. To this day, I regret not fighting twelve people at once like they do in Kung Fu movies.
Yours always
Darko Bloggins